YUMMY DESSERT NACHOS

1/4 cup lite sour cream
1/4 cup lite cool whip
3 flour tortillas (soft taco size)
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp cinnamon
1 cup red grapes
1/4 cup strawberries
1 med banana, sliced & halved
2 tsp sugar (set aside)
1 tsp cinnamon (set aside)
cooking  spray

preheat oven to 400°. mix sour cream & cool whip with 1 tsp sugar & 1 tsp cinnamon. cut fruits & add to mixture. take tortillas & cut in half. take halves & cut into wedges, about 6 for each half tortilla. lay wedges onto a greased baking sheet & spray tortilla wedges with cooking spray as well. mix remaining 2 tsp sugar & 1 tsp cinnamon. sprinkle wedges with mixed cinnamon & sugar. bake about 6 minutes or until crispy. serve cinnamon sugar chips with fruit dip in the middle. 

4 servings

OLD-FASHIONED OATMEAL PIE

1 (9″) pie crust
4 eggs
1 cup sugar
2 tbs flour
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1/4 tsp salt
1 cup light corn syrup
1/8-1/4 cup melted butter
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup quick-cooking oats (uncooked)

preheat oven to 350°.

beat eggs until frothy.

combine sugar, flour, cinnamon, salt & oats in a small bowl.

add eggs; mix well.

add corn syrup, melted butter & vanilla.

mix oatmeal mixture well.

pour into uncooked pie shell.

bake for 45 minutes.

KITTY LITTER CAKE

1 (18 oz) box spice cake mix OR german chocolate cake mix
1 (18 oz) box white cake mix
eggs, oil & water (whatever your cake mixes call for)
1 (6 oz) box instant vanilla pudding mix
milk (whatever your pudding mix calls for)
1 (18 oz) pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small tootsie rolls
1 new kitty litter box
1 new kitty litter box liner
1 new pooper scooper

prepare cake mixes & bake according to box directions (any size pans).

prepare pudding according to box directions. chill until ready to assemble.

crumble sandwich cookies in small batches in a food processor, scraping often. set aside all but 1/4 cup.

to the 1/4 cup of crumbs, add a few drops of green food coloring & mix with a fork or shake in a jar.

when cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl.

toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs & chilled pudding. you probably won’t need all the pudding. mix some with the cake & “feel” it. you don’t want it soggy, just moist. gently combine.

line the litter box with the litter box liner.

put the cake mixture im the litter box.

put 3 unwrapped tootsie rolls in a microwave-safe bowl. microwave until softened. shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly.

repeat with 3 more tootsie rolls & bury in cake mixture. sprinkle the other half of the cookie crumbs over the top.

scatter green cookie crumbs lightly over the top.

heat 3 more tootsie rolls in the microwave until almost melted. scrape them on top of the cake & sprinkle with cookie crumbs.

spread remaining tootsie rolls over top. take one & heat until pliable. hang over the side of the litter box. sprinkle with cookie crumbs.

serve with the pooper scooper.

BOSTON CREAM PIE CHEESECAKE

1 box yellow cake mix
3 (8 oz) pkgs cream cheese, softened
3/4 cup sugar
2 tsp vanilla, divided
3/4 cup sour cream
3 eggs
2 oz unsweetened chocolate squares
2 tbs butter OR margarine
1 cup 10x sugar

grease bottom of a 10″ springform pan. prepare cake mix as directed on pkg; pour into the prepared pan.

bake at 325° for 25 minutes if using a silver springform pan; 300° for 20 minutes if using a black nonstick springform pan. cool.

beat cream cheese, sugar & 1 tsp of the vanilla in a lg bowl with an electric mixer on medium speed until well blended.

add sour cream & mix well.

add eggs, one at a time, mixing on low speed after each addition until just blended. pour over cake layer in pan.

bake at 325° for 40-45 mnutes or until center is set if using a silver pan; 300° for 40-45 minutes or until center is set if using a dark nonstick pan.

run a knife or metal spatula around the rim of the pan to loosen cake; cool before removing rim.

place chocolate, milk & butter in a medium microwavable bowl.

microwave on HIGH 2 minutes, or until butter is melted, stirring after 1 minute. stir until chocolate is completely melted.

add 10x sugar & remaining 1 tsp vanilla. mix well.

spread over cooled cheesecake.

refrigerate 4 hours or overnight.

PAPER BAG GREEN APPLE PIE

STREUSEL TOPPING

1 cup flour
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, cut into small pieces
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1/4 tsp ground nutmeg
1/2 cup chopped walnuts OR pecans

pastry for a 9″ single-crust pie

APPLE FILLING

6 cups peeled, cored, & sliced tart cooking apples, such as granny smith (about 1 1/2-1 3/4 lbs total)
1/4 cup flour
1/2 cup sugar
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1 1/2 tbs freshly squeezed lemon juice
3 tbs unsalted butter, cut into small pieces

1 heavy brown paper grocery bag (without writing), large enough to hold pie loosely
3 large paper clips

prepare the oven to 425°.

prepare the streusel topping: in a medium bowl, mix the flour, sugar, butter, spices, & walnuts, using a fork until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. set aside.

if making pastry dough from scratch: roll out the pastry dough on a lightly floured surface to a 12″-13″ circle. gently fold the dough in half & then into quarters, for easier handling. put the dough in a 9″ aluminum pie plate, unfold, & use your fingertips to fit the dough into the pan. trim the overhanging edges. press the edges of the crust into place around the rim of the pie plate, & flute or crimp. if making the crust ahead of time, refrigerate.

prepare the filling: in a large bowl, toss the apples with the flour, sugar, cinnamon, & lemon juice. mound the apples in the pie pan. scatter the small pieces of butter over the filling. sprinkle evenly with the streusel.

slide the pie into the paper bag. fold the end over securely & close tightly with the paper clips. place the pie on a cookie sheet & bake in the center of the oven for 30 minutes.

reduce the oven heat to 350°. continue baking for 30-40 minutes, or until the streusel is golden brown & the apples are tender but not mushy. (use scissors to cut an X shape in the center of the bag toward the end of the baking time so you can peek. peel the paper back slightly, using a spatula or pot holder to protect your hands.) let the pie cool on a wire rack.

makes 1 (9″) pie

THE PAPER BAG KEEPS THE CRUST HIGH – IT ACTUALLY COMES OUT THE SAME SIZE AS IT WENT INTO THE OVEN. IT ALSO MAKES FOR A VERY INTERESTING PRESENTATION, & THE PIE IS EASY TO HANDLE & TRANSPORT IN THE BAG.

YOU CAN MAKE THIS A DOUBLE-CRUST PIE INSTEAD OF A STREUSEL PIE.

CHOCOLATE, PEANUT BUTTER & BANANA CUPCAKES

CUPCAKES:

1/4 cup creamy peanut butter
1 cup sliced & firmly packed ripe banana
1 tbs canola oil
3 tbs water
1 lg egg
1 tbs dutch process cocoa powder
1 (9 oz) box devil’s food cake mix without pudding

PEANUT BUTTER FROSTING:

2 1/2 tbs softened unsalted butter
1/4 cup creamy peanut butter
1/3 cup plus 2 1/4 tsp 10x sugar
1 1/2-2 tsp whole milk
2 1/2 tbs roasted & lightly salted chopped peanuts
10 dried banana chips

preheat oven to 375°. place a medium-sized platter in the freezer.

line 10 standard muffin cups with paper liners. set aside.

to make the cupcakes, in a medium bowl & with an electric mixer, beat the peanut butter, sliced banana, oil & water together on medium speed until mostly smooth or only a few very small pieces of banana are visible. on low speed, beat in the egg, cocoa powder & the cake mix. increase speed to medium-high & beat for 1 minute or until batter is well blended.

spoon an equal amount of batter into the lined muffin cups, filling each about 2/3 full. bake on the center rack for 15-20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cupcakes comes out clean.

remove cupcakes from the pan & place on the platter in the freezer. freeze for 8 minutes to quickly cool the cupcakes.

while the cupcakes cool, make the frosting. with an electric mixer, beat together the butter & peanut butter until smooth. gradually beat in the 10x sugar & 1 1/2 tsp milk until frosting reaches a spreadable consistency. if needed, add up to an extra 1/2 tsp of milk to make frosting smooth. frost cupcakes. sprinkle the tops with an even amount of the chopped peanuts. garnish the tops of each cupcake with a dried banana chip.

makes 10 cupcakes

APPLE-PECAN SPICE CAKE…IN THE CROCKPOT!

2 cups boiling water
1 3/4 cups unbleached AP flour
2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp baking soda
2/3 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground allspice
1/4 tsp ground nutmeg
3 medium-sized cooking apples, such as granny smith or rome beauty, peeled, cored, & finely shredded
1 tbs fresh lemon juice
1 tsp vanilla
1 lg egg OR replacement mixture for 1 egg
2 tbs corn oil OR other mild-tasting oil
1/2 cup coarsely chopped pecans

place a rack or trivet in a 6 qt slow cooker. add the boiling water, cover, & turn the heat setting to HIGH. lightly oil a baking pan that will fit in the slow cooker & set aside.

in a lg mixing bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt, & baking soda. add the brown sugar & spices & stir to combine.

in another lg mixing bowl, combine the apples & lemon juice, stirring to coat. stir in the vanilla, egg or egg replacement mixture, & oil. add the dry mixture to the wet mxture, about one-third at a time, mixing well as you go. fold in the pecans.

transfer the batter to the prepared pan & cover tightly with aluminum foil, making several holes in the foil for steam to escape. place on the rack, cover, & cook on HIGH for 3 1/2-4 hours, until a tester inserted in the center comes out clean.

remove the foil & let cool for 15 minutes before serving.

8 servings

MALTED MILK CANDY CAKE

CAKE BATTER

2 cups cake flour
1 1/4 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 1/4 cups sugar
2 eggs
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 tsp vanilla
scant 1 cup buttermilk
1 cup malted milk balls, roughly chopped

MALTED MILK BALL FROSTING

1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
4 cups 10x sugar, sifted, OR as needed
1/2 cup half-and-half, or as needed
1 1/2 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup crushed malted milk balls

1/2 cup malted milk balls for garnish (optional)

preheat the oven to 350°. spray or grease & lightly flour three 8″ round cake pans.

sift together the flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, & cocoa. set aside.

in a lg bowl, with an electric mixer, cream together the butter & sugar until light & fluffy, about 2 minutes. add the eggs, oil, & vanilla, beating until incorporated. mix in the flour alternately with the buttermilk. mix in the chopped malted milk balls.

pour the batter into the prepared pans. bake in the center of the oven until a cake tester or toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean, about 25-30 minutes. cool the cakes in the pans for 5 minutes. run a knife around the edges of the cake layers to loosen them, then invert onto wire racks & let cool completely.

to make the frosting: in a heavy medium saucepan, combine the butter & cocoa & bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring often. pour the mixture into a lg bowl. stir in the 10x sugar alternately with the half-and-half until smooth. mix in the vanilla & malted milk balls. if the frosting is too thick, add more half-and-half, 1 tbs at a time. if it is too thin, beat in more sifted 10x sugar, 1/4 cup at a time.

set one cake layer on a plastic plate or cardboard round & frost the top. add a second layer & frost. top with the last cake layer & frost the top & sides of the cake. if desired, garnish with a rim of malted milk balls.

BUTTERFLY CUPCAKES WITH LEMON CURD FILLING

CUPCAKE BATTER

1 3/4 cups cake flour
2 tsp baking powder
3 egg whites, at room temperature
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 1/4 cups sugar
2/3 cup milk
2 1/4 tsp vanilla
1/4 tsp ground nutmeg

LEMON CURD
(recipe follows)

10x sugar, for sprinkling over cupcakes

preheat the oven to 350°. line a muffin pan with paper cupcake liners.

sift the flour & the baking powder into a medium bowl. set aside.

in a lg bowl, with an electric mixer, beat the egg whites until stiff peaks form. set aside.

in a lg bowl, using an electric mixer, cream the butter & sugar until light, about 2 minutes. add the flour mixture alternately with the milk, beating well after each addition. the batter should be smooth. beat in the vanilla & nutmeg. fold in the egg whites.

spoon the batter into the prepared muffin pan, filling the cups 3/4 full. bake in the center of the oven for 16-20 minutes, or until a cake tester comes out clean. cool in the pan for 5 minutes, then remove the cupcakes to a wire rack to cool completely.

to assemble, cut off the dome of each cupcake & set aside. with a tablespoon remove a spoonful of cake from the center of each cupcake. fill each cavity with lemon curd, & spread the top of the cupcake with more lemon curd. cut each cupcake dome in half & lay the two halves on top of a cupcake, cut side facing out, to resemble butterfly wings. sprinkle with 10x sugar.

makes 12 cupcakes

EASY LEMON CURD

3 eggs
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice, strained
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, cut into pieces

in a medium heavy saucepan, whisk together the eggs & sugar. whisk in the lemon juice & butter. cook over medium heat, whisking constantly, until the mixture thickens, about 6-8 minutes. do not let the lemon curd come to a boil.

pour the lemon curd into a heatproof bowl & cover with plastic wrap or waxed paper. refrigerate until chilled & thickened, about 4 hours.

POTLUCK APPLE PIE

CRUST:

2 1/4 cup flour, divided
1/4 cup water
pinch of salt
1 cup shortening

FILLING:

1/2 cup maple syrup, divided
3 lbs tart apples (8-9 medium), peeled & thinly sliced
1 1/4 cups sugar
1/4 cup lemon juice
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp vanilla extract

TOPPING:

1 cup flour
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup cold butter OR margarine
1 cup chopped pecans

in a small bowl, combine 1/4 cup flour & water until smooth; set aside. in a lg bowl, combine salt & remaining flour; cut in shortening until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. add reserved flour mixture; knead gently until dough forms a ball. press dough onto the bottom & up the sides of an ungreased 15″x10″x1″ baking pan. spread 1/4 cup syrup over crust.  arrange apples over crust. combine sugar, lemon juice, cinnamon, vanilla & remaining syrup; drizzle over apples.

for topping; combine flour & sugar in a bowl; cut in butter until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs. stir in pecans. sprinkle over filling. bake at 350° for 1 hour or until apples are tender.

18-24 servings

NOTE: PASTRY CAN BE EASILY PRESSED INTO PAN BY PLACING A LARGE SHEET OF PLASTIC WRAP ON TOP OF THE DOUGH.