TOLL HOUSE PIE

2 eggs
1/2 cup flour
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1 cup butter, melted and cooled to room temperature
1 (6 oz) pkg (1 cup) semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 (9″) unbaked pie shell

preheat oven to 325 degrees. in a large bowl, beat eggs until foamy. beat in flour, sugar and brown sugar until well blended. blend in melted butter. stir in chocoate chips and walnuts. pour into pie shell. bake for 1 hour. serve with whipped cream or ice cream.

ELVIS COFFEE CAKE

2 cups bisquick
1/2 cup peanut butter
4 tbs butter
2 ripe bananas, smashed
2 eggs
3/4 cup plus 2 tbs brown sugar, separated
1/3 cup milk

GLAZE:

1 tbs peanut butter
2/3 cup 10x sugar
1 tbs water
3 slices bacon

preheat oven to 350 degrees.

add the butter and peanut butter to a medium microwave-safe mixing bowl and heat on HIGH for 30 seconds. stir to combine before adding the bananas, eggs, 3/4 cup brown sugar, and milk. stir to combine before adding the bisquick, then mix until the wet and dry ingredients are well mixed, but don’t overmix.

spoon the batter into a greased 8″ round cake pan and smooth the top with a rubber spatula before scattering over 1 of the 2 tbs of brown sugar that was set aside. bake at 350 degrees for 40-45 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted comes out clean.

to make the glaze, stir together the peanut butter, water and 10x sugar until smooth; set aside.

fry the bacon until crispy, then drain on paper towels and sprinkle with the remaining tablespoon of brown sugar. once cool, use a pair of kitchen shears to cut the bacon into small pieces and set aside.

when the cake is done, let it cool for 10 minutes before removing it from the pan. once it has cooled completely, top it off by alternating bacon crumbles and peanut butter glaze until both are used up and evenly dispersed.

PEANUT BUTTER BANANA BUNDT CAKE WITH REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS

3 cups flour
2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
2 cups sugar
2 tsp vanilla
2 lg eggs
4 ripe bananans, mashed (you should have 1 1/2-1 3.4 cups)
1 cup sour cream
1 1/2 cups chopped reese’s peanut butter cups
1/3 cup creamy peanut butter

FOR THE PEANUT BUTTER GLAZE:

1 1/2 cups sifted 10x sugar
1/4 cup milk
1/4 cup creamy peanut butter
1/2 tsp vanilla

preheat the oven to 350 degrees. generously butter a 9″-10″ (12 cup) bundt pan and set aside.

in a medium bowl, whisk the flour, baking soda and salt together. set aside

in the bowl of a stand mixer, beat the butter until creamy. add the sugar and beat at medium speed until pale and flluffy. beat in the vanilla, the add the eggs one at a time, beating for about 1 minute after each egg goes in. reduce the mixer speed to low and mix in the bananas. finally, mix in half the dry ingredients, all the sour cream, and then the rest of the flour mixture.

carefully stir in the reese’s peanut butter cup pieces. scrape half of the batter into the prepared pan and smooth the top. swirl in half of the peanut butter, using a toothpick. add the rest of the batter and smooth the top. swirl in the remaining peanut butter, using a toothpick. pound the pan on the counter so the cake batter will settle and even out.

bake the cake for 65-75 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Check the cake after 30 minutes. If it is browning too quckly. cover it loosely with a foil tent. transfer the cake to a rack and cool for 10 minutes before unmolding onto the rack to cool to room temperature.

while the cake is cooling, make the peanut butter glaze. in a medium bowl, whisk together the peanut butter, sugar, milk, and vanilla. whisk until smooth. when the cake is cool, drizzle glaze over the top of the cake. cut into pieces and serve.

DOUBLE PEANUT BUTTER CAKE

1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
1/4 cup butter OR margarine, softened
3/4 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 1/2 cups flour
2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
3/4 cup milk

FROSTING:

1/3 cup chunky peanut butter
3 tbs butter OR margarine, softened
3 cups 10x sugar
1/4 cup milk
1/2 tsp vanilla

for the cake: in a mixing bowl, cream peanut butter, butter and sugar. add eggs; mix well. combine flour, baking powder and salt; add alternately with milk to creamed mixture. mix well. pour into a greased 9″ square baking pan. bake at 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes.

for the frosting: cream peanut butter and butter. add sugar, milk and vanilla, mix until smooth.

LEMON SUPREME PIE

1 (9″) unbaked deep-dish pastry shell

LEMON FILLING:

1 1/2 cups sugar
6 tbs cornstarch
1/2 tsp salt
1 1/4 cups water
2 tbs butter
2 tsp grated lemon peel
4-5 drops yellow food coloring, optional
2/3 cup lemon juice (preferably fresh)

CREAM CHEESE FILLING:

2 pkgs ( one 8 oz & one 3 oz) cream cheese, softened
3/4 cup 10x sugar
1 1/2 cups whipped topping
1 tbs lemon juice

line unpricked pastry shell with a double thickness of heavy-duty foil. bake at 450 degrees for 8 minutes. remove foil; bake 5 minutes longer. cool on a wire rack.

in a saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch & salt. stir in water; bring to a boil over medium-high heat. reduce heat; cook and stir 2 minutes, or until thickened and bubbly. remove from heat; stir in butter, lemon peel and food coloring, if desired. gently stir in lemon juice. (do not overmix). cool to room temperature about 1 hour.

in a mixing bowl, beat cream cheese and sugar until smooth. fold in whipped topping and lemon juice. refrigerate 1/2 cup for garnish.spread remaining cream cheese mixutre into shell; top with lemon filling. chill overnight. place reserved cream cheese mixture in a pastry bag with a #21 star tip; pipe stars onto pie. store in refrigerator.

6-8 servings

FROZEN PEANUT BUTTER TORTE

1/2 cup flour
1/3 cup quick-cooking oats
1/4 cup sugar
1/4 cup butter, softened
1/4 tsp baking soda
1/2 cup crunchy peanut butter
1/3 cup light corn syrup
2 tbs honey
1/2 gallon vanilla ice cream, softened
3/4 cup chopped salted peanuts

combine the first 5 ingredients; mix well. pat into a greased 9″ square pan. bake at 350 degrees for 15-17 minutes, or until lightly browned. cool to room temperature. combine the peanut butter, corn syrup and honey; carefully spread 1/2 over crust. spread with 1/2 the ice cream. drop remaining peanut butter mixture over ice cream. sprinkle with 1/2 the nuts. top with remaining ice cream and nuts. freeze until firm, 3-4 hours. let stand 5-10 minutes before serving.

9-12 servings

COMPOST CUPCAKES

5 tbs unsalted butter, softened
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup unsulfured molasses
2 eggs
1 1/4 cups flour
1/4 tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 cup hot milk
1/2-1 cup crushed salty snacks (such as goldfish crackers and pretzels – use your imagination!)
1/2-1 cup sweet snacks (such as cacao nibs and skor chips – again, use your imagination!)

cream butter and sugar.

add molasses and eggs.

add the flour and stir until just combined.

dissolve the baking soda in the hot milk.

stir in the hot milk mixture.

stir in salty and sweet snacks until combined.

divide batter evenly between 12 cupcake liners.

bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes, or until slightly springy to the touch.

makes 12 cupcakes

IS IT REALLY BETTER THAN SEX? CAKE

1 (18.25 oz) box yellow cake mix, plus ingredients to prepare
1 (20 oz) can crushed pineapple
1 1/3 cups sugar
1 (3.4 oz) box instant french vanilla pudding, plus ingredients to prepare
1 1/2 cups heavy cream
1 cup flaked, sweetened toasted coconut

preheat oven to 350 degrees.

prepare yellow cake mix as directed using a greased 13″x9″x2″ pan and bake for 30-35 minutes. while cake is baking, combine the pineapple and 1 cup of sugar in a saucepan, and bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring constantly. remove from heat and allow to cool slightly.

remove cake from oven and, using a fork, pierce holes into cake. pour pineapple mixture over hot cake and set aside.

prepare pudding according to package directions. spread pudding over cake and refrigerate until thoroughly chilled. whip heavy cream and remaining sugar until stiff. cover top of cake with whipped cream and sprinkle toasted coconut on top.

FRUIT PIZZA

1/2 cup butter, softened
3/4 cup sugar
1 egg
1 1/4 cups flour
1 tsp cream of tartar
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
1 (8 oz) pkg cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup sugar
2 tsp vanilla extract
fruit for topping (peaches, blueberries, kiwifruit, pineapple, or strawberries)

preheat oven to 350 degrees.

in a large bowl, beat together the butter and 3/4 cup sugar until smooth. mix in egg. combine the flour, cream of tartar, baking soda and salt; stir into the butter mixture until just blended. press dough into an ungreased pizza pan.

bake in the preheated oven for 8-10 minutes or until lightly browned. cool.

in a large bowl, beat cream cheese with 1/2 cup sugar and vanilla until light. spread on cooled crust.

arrange desired fruit on top of filling and chill.

10 servings

KEY LIME PIE

1 (9″) crumb crust made with graham crackers, chilled until firm

KEY LIME FILLING:

4 egg yolks
1 (14 oz) can sweetened condensed milk
2 tbs grated lime zest
1/2 cup key lime juice, preferably fresh

preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

prepare the filling: in a large bowl, with an electric mixer, beat the egg yolks with the condensed milk until smooth. mix in the zest and the juice. the mixture will be thick. pour the filling into the pie crust.

bake in the center of the oven for 10 minutes, or until the filling is set and a cake tester or knife inserted into the center comes out clean. cool on a rack.

referigerate and keep cold.

makes 1 (9″) pie